Against The Move Toward Unispecies

I am appalled by the ongoing human endeavors to eliminate the distinctions between them and us. It is one thing for them to favor unisex apparel for themselves. It is quite another matter for them to advocate for a uni-species like it was some form of one-world church or one-world economic system. It isn’t that we don’t recognize the perks associated with being loved by our own individual humans. We most certainly do appreciate being fed and housed and stroked and played with– I for instance, have recently begun to excel at tennis ball hockey with my youngest male human. It is the indiscriminate human bias that assumes that we want to be equal with them that I protest. I hardly think that Hisal wants the burden of human money enough to be stripped of his identity as a chimpanzee. Nor do I think that it is in the best interest of many of us pets to take out humanesque health insurance plans, buy burial plots, arrange for cremation, or amass boxes of necklaces, boots, coats, and diamond studded collars. What do you think?

Arf,

Saxby